Kiev Ukraine today. After ten years of persecuting the minority: the 10 million Donbas Ukrainians, simply because they hate their culture, their language as not being ‘pure ukrainian’ enough to suit them. Ring a bell anywhere? Aryan ‘purity’ perhaps?
A Vlogger: “Europe for Ukrainians” (by which he means, as usual, ‘kiev ukrainians’ I guess: the 10 million Donbas Ukrainians they are trying to kill and upon whose land they are standing not generally figuring in their consciousness at all.) just published a post which he called ( by YT translation) : CITIES IN UKRAINE ARE DIETING – THIS IS A DISASTER // THOUSANDS OF HOUSES ARE UNUSABLE // THE AUTHORITIES ARE NOT HELPING
Impassioned as the his production was the auto translate subtitles were unable to give a real idea of what he was/is saying so I asked AI if it could do a better job. And it replied:
AI:
Of course. This is a complex, stream-of-consciousness monologue from a Russian-speaking commentator, heavy with sarcasm, idioms, and cultural references. A literal translation would be unintelligible. Here is a translation faithful to the original’s meaning, tone, and subtext, making the sarcasm, idioms, and implications clear.
Key to the tone:
- “Как бы” (like, as if) = used to show something is pretended or dubious.
- “Якобы” (allegedly, supposedly) = indicates strong skepticism.
- Sarcasm & Mockery: The speaker heavily mocks officials by pointing out their incompetence (e.g., calling a “clinical goat” a boxing specialist) and their empty, detached statements.
- Colloquialisms: Phrases like “делать ноги” (to skedaddle), “попахивает” (smells fishy), “полный крах” (total collapse) are used.
Intelligible Translation
(The speaker begins, addressing his audience directly.)
This is useful for you to understand.
So, what are we seeing already?
Well, the natural collapse has begun, basically.
In fact, some are already writing about it—even officials and deputies, sort of.
But for example, in Kyiv, it’s already a catastrophe.
True, a “clinical goat” said otherwise—but he’s a boxer by profession, you see. But he claimed that, supposedly, well, the city generally works. That is, he’s a specialist in capital city municipal management. Such interesting metamorphoses are happening here.
We don’t hear much from Timur, whom Zelenskyy appointed. His “team” is somehow silent. He was such an active guy… well, he probably figured out it was time to skedaddle. Because this whole situation smells really bad. I’d say, downright awful.
Someone will have to answer for this Armageddon.
(Switches to mocking officials.)
I’m watching everything from Kyiv. That fellow, what’s-his-name, the one with nowhere to go, declared that, supposedly, supermarkets aren’t closing. They’re operating, and everything’s fine.
I’ll tell you, by all the laws of revolutionary processes, when the authorities start saying such things, it essentially means the complete disintegration of the entire system. It only raises more suspicion that the crash is apparently very close.
So, when the authorities declare everything is great, everything is good, everything’s going according to plan… it’s just that people are sitting without light, without water, without heat, without sewage, without elevators. The streets are a mess, public electrical transport has stopped. But, they say, the stores are working, the “Z” [pro-Russian] ones aren’t closed…
We’ll see. I think Goncharenko [a Ukrainian politician] will put out another statement… only he should state his rank as “Major General,” but he just posts on his channel. It should be visible, his rank! Which retail chains have already stopped? That will give an understanding. Plus, the retail chains should apparently tell the truth: “We can’t operate.” But explain to me: if there’s no electricity, if there’s a blackout, how can a large retail network, supermarkets—whether with goods, food, building materials, or department stores selling clothes—how can they work? I’m curious to know.
Apparently, there’s some secret known only to the chosen ones, who are, how to say… so attached to their chairs, so fused with them, that they won’t part with them. You can say anything you want, but you really can’t fool this life…
(Shifts to international context, mocking Western focus.)
While in Ukraine… Look at Iran, they simply shut down, completely cut off the internet. There’s no internet at all. Essentially, Iran is being destroyed. I posted a video for you, look! If you’re already not dealing with Ukraine… Why aren’t you watching? You’re so funny, so naive.
The focus of all Western elites is on: Greenland, Venezuela, and Iran. Trump called for recording the names… doesn’t that remind you of anything?… of those who persecute the rebels in Iran, the Iranians against this cannibalistic regime of Khamenei and the others… Pashinyan (or whatever his name is) said help is coming. Well, he made such a militant statement… but that’s not about Ukraine anymore. That is, nothing is specifically for Ukraine anymore.
So what does this mean? It means a complete Apocalypse. Do you know what an Apocalypse is? It’s the total crash of everything, everywhere. Everything.
I’m telling you, listen to the beautiful song: “All is well, beautiful marquise” (a French song about everything being fine while disaster strikes). Things are going great for us. We already have practically Alice…? (Likely a garbled reference or sarcastic nonsense). In this sense, it’s very interesting how Zelenskyy will conduct himself.
(Returns to mocking Zelenskyy’s detachment.)
He just disappeared for several days, popped up somewhere… Today he actively started making appearances again. But here’s what’s very interesting: Of course, all this station-square riff-raff, the Shmyhalov crowd [mocking PM Denys Shmyhal], paid for with our money, are completely distorting everything. They publish all sorts of nonsense. But that’s to distract, to distract the people.
So look how interesting: Zelenskyy’s job at this time, when people have taken to the streets (they’re not used to it), blocking streets because they’ve had no light and everything else for several days already—and won’t have it—his job is… They get hit every day by 300 drones, 25 rockets, hear that, 15 ballistic missiles… Zelenskyy today, at 18:05, is talking with the President of Finland, Alexander Stubb. “Allegedly discussing the diplomatic situation, all current possibilities, and in the preamble… Also discussing the general political situation between Europe and America. Very important so that we don’t lose our common focus.” But I think, of course, what common focus? Finland is doing just fine. Super fine.
“So what must we do together? Work for results, necessary for everyone…” etc., etc., discussing further steps and meetings. He informed about the consequences of Russian strikes, about our potential for… what? And what potential? What “for what”? Where is it all already? There’s no potential left. Full, full… this very finish. The finale already.
So, Krytschko [Kyiv mayor] says: “Stores aren’t closing, they’re working.” Zelenskyy says: “I’m doing fine, I’m sitting, talking, I just negotiated with the President of Finland. Also had some meeting, and something else… I’m also working diplomatically all the time.”
And the people say: “We’re also working and managing.” We sit without light, without water, without transport… because people are showing what they’re standing in line for with gas cylinders, like buses were emptied to replace all this electricity… Electric transport isn’t running anymore. The next step is the subway stopping. Well, how can it run, understand?
Now I’ll explain to you what will happen next, so you understand the logic of developing events.
(Outlines a grim military/practical forecast.)
So… somewhere, Kuleba [Foreign Minister] did well, he said they hit some Moscowites with rockets in some “bomblets”… well, nothing, maybe some damage, I think that’s it all. That is, they will hit hydroelectric stations, necessarily. The task is simply to completely destroy the entire energy system.
Further, I’ll explain again for those who are completely… not very thoughtful, to put it mildly. They will hit the surrounding atomic [nuclear] power units. Their task now, because of the frosts—look, in Kyiv region, all over Ukraine—somewhere from -8 to -20 degrees Celsius will be. In Kyiv, at least -15, maybe more. Zhytomyr, Kyiv, Dnipro… other cities, it’s a catastrophe there too… In Kyiv region, Kyiv, or this repey…? Hear that: people are standing in line at these gas stations for gasoline, to run generators.
So instead of packing their things and quickly retreating to warmer climes while it’s not too late, while it’s still possible… they are buying gasoline. And where will they escape to Astana? What? In general, what are you thinking about? Or are you not thinking at all? You don’t understand who you’re dealing with.
(Analyzes Putin/Russian logic and Western disengagement.)
That is, look: Putin—well, not Pezer [likely garbled] said—”We will hit and hit and hit.” And on Monday there was a meeting of the so-called Security Council. By the way, this is for optics. Ulzhae… this U.S. ambassador, John…? He didn’t even come to this meeting. His deputy was there. Don’t you get it, what this means? I remember, Ulzhae just can’t stand all this. They didn’t remove him then because he was so harshly speaking against Zelenskyy, against all these, that they realized if they left him as an assistant, he would just trample all their diplomacy. So they made him an ambassador. But he didn’t come to this meeting. On command already. They already negotiated with their Trump that he doesn’t need to go there. They sent a deputy… deputy… It’s not Ireshnik… It’s the so-called… they had the title… This is also… Kravchuk and Kuchma gave away nuclear fuel for atomic stations, a bunch of such rockets… they were all in Ukraine when they were taken… Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia, I think, in Hungary they were. So they gave them away, and that’s it. Razumkov was in charge of this operation. My God, this is all known…
Therefore, naturally, there’s nothing good in this drone war. So they gathered, and Ulzhae didn’t come. He sent a deputy. That is, Ukraine is already not on the agenda. Ukraine is needed by no one. This is important for everyone who still remains on the territory of Ukraine to understand: You are needed by no one anymore. Understand? That’s it.
Therefore: Save yourself, whoever can. The salvation of a drowning man is the work of the drowning man himself, I emphasize again. Well, later it will be too late. The more you sit in your these… phytoncid apartment blocks, these high-rise chicken coops, the less chance you have to survive.
(Mocks the authorities’ empty promises versus harsh reality.)
Here’s what needs to be said. The authorities will tell you everything is fine. Even when they start hitting you with direct fire, they’ll say, “Oh, how we sympathize with you.” I express from the bottom of my heart to all the deceased, the dead and wounded. There are many already, arrivals, everywhere… teams are working 24/7… Well, will that make you warmer? Will heating appear in the radiators? Don’t you get it yet?
To sit in -15 degree frost, stand in lines for these buses that may or may not arrive… I won’t say there aren’t any, we don’t know where to work… We’re, damn it, alive… You’ll become, not get frostbite, not get killed, not get robbed… Don’t you get it yet? When the card system [rationing] comes…
Next, there will be strikes… later on forest roads (they already exist), then on bridges, then strikes on producers—in Chernihiv region, not far from others, who are sitting on their… like… There, like the evil Koschei [an immortal fairy-tale villain] languishing over his gold, over corn, over wheat, over livestock, and over all these, where they have these sunflowers, milk, factories, stew, canned goods… they don’t produce everything… Next, strikes will be later… these, no… and understand?
Next will go Chernihiv region, I say again, these border cities—they’re already hitting, already Horodnya… but in Ros…? near Luki, and so on… there still… the lower part, where agricultural products of Chernihiv region are produced.
God, well… It’s so simple for me. It’s so elementary, just within the framework of knowledge, of course, political economy. If you don’t get it… well, you express… such as Sousskin in Vverti…? Well, look, I described all this, I told all this, I explained all this, laid it out point by point… Damn, it’s all happening one-to-one.
That is, you have to have such… on these chairs, to have fully realized the worst catastrophic scenarios, huh? This… all this could have been removed, all this could have been prevented. That’s what we’re talking about.
(Analyzes Kyiv’s vulnerability and Putin’s likely strategy.)
Look, that is, Kyiv is hopeless in this sense. It’s cut up by bridges, understand the point? Plus, the Dnipro has a hydroelectric station hanging. Smart people always said this is a catastrophe—the Kyiv HES. Understand? The Kakhovka station stood… yeah, turned out to be crap, all like a matchbox, it’s gone. Downstream is Kanivska, there’s still one… one unit. That is, this is, practically, the complete collapse of the system.
Will Putin stop? No, no, he can’t stop. How can he stop? Especially after… the road to Trump…? his… with what… a boot kicks him in the face, and they say “face up the table”? Well, Putin must respond. He… while he’s hitting Ukraine. But his logic is correct: he wants to finish off the cities, to immobilize them, and then he will also… this will be, 100%. Don’t even doubt it. He will be in this position… yes, he won’t… but we should understand, as it were… we can’t get into his brain, that’s clear. But you can understand the logic of his actions.
And the logic of actions… well, Putin is a logical comrade. He is surrounded by such… logical ones, yes, they are, of course, these same death killers, yes, well… such… well, cleaners. It’s known how a cleaner behaves.
Therefore, all Zelenskyy’s appeals, all these talks… now another appeal has appeared, that already… the leaders of these European countries, they at least are present at the meeting of Yursova…? the same, there at Zelenskyy’s meeting, two countries… next week… and you don’t say who confirmed which countries are coming to Davos. Switzerland there, in this snowy… thing. Why would Trump go there? Can you explain to me? For what would Trump trudge to Davos? If… explanations… the guy is almost 80, he has Greenland, Venezuela, Iran… he will now have Iran, he said in plain text what to do to the rebelling Iranians against this cannibal, damn, Khamenei and his, these all ghouls… remove them. And he will trudge to Davos? Into this… there’s no security system there at all, in this snowy… thing. Especially after this, like in the other, in this same, at the resort, so many people died from this fireworks or just incomprehensible what… how many children… they got hit, completely, in the summer. And he will go there. Is he… what, on…? stunned? Doesn’t seem like it. Trump never behaved like that. I believe he won’t go to Davos. And there’s nothing to do there. To see these faces? Ursula von der Leyen, there this… Macron, this old Merz…? and why do they need it? For what? What the hell haven’t they seen? They’ve already seen and overseen. Well, send Vance. Vance will go there, disperse this chicken coop a bit, like he went to the Munich conference in Germany.
Therefore, I have very big doubts that, in general, there will be a meeting with Zelenskyy now. And he doesn’t need Zelenskyy. Why does he need Zelenskyy? He has other priorities.
And if… I think, I reason logically through the model of political science, yes, cause and effect… then it’s generally complete blablabla.
(Describes a financial and political collapse within Ukraine.)
Zelenskyy has no money. He had to pay the interest on the IMF credit. So you pay with hard gold. Well, the whole gang is silent, so to speak, from the very pike soup of the щуки? and goose pâté, it seems, they attacked and are silent. And the situation is simply tragic.
The IMF payment day… there how much, 170 million? And you only have 80? Well, in any case, by today the payments were not made. Nothing, right? Do you feel it? Don’t you feel it? This is a complete rejection. This is collapse.
Therefore, they’ve already stolen everything they could steal. There’s simply a complete breakup going on.
Zelenskyy surrounds himself… well, they told him: “You must place loyal people around you.” Look: the new minister…? not the new minister of energy…? and Shmyhal wasn’t elected? But the minister of energy didn’t get enough votes. That’s in the Verkhovna Rada, it’s all great. I’m saying: they shouldn’t have done this at all. They didn’t elect him. They removed him, but didn’t elect a new one. And the deputy generally… now an acting one…? Zelenskyy doesn’t even want… he knows that instead of Malyuk [Prosecutor General?] they won’t elect anyone. And this is a complete personnel crash.
That is, Zelenskyy thinks he can, that his “Alpha” [special forces unit as personal guard] will save him. But that’s a big question. “Alpha” may not save. It may, on the contrary… under white little hands…?
Remember all the time what Zelenskyy said. This is absolute truth. This is a constant. He said: “If Yermak goes, then Zelenskyy will go.” Zelenskyy must go. Do you understand or not? But if he goes… the pyramid… it’s like a core. They propped it up with one? Now we walk with Tamara as a pair, a Twix couple. All gone, one part of Twix disappeared. Now the second. It can’t stand. But it can’t, it stands…? The system was made like that there. Therefore, everything will collapse.
Not right away, Zelenskyy is a tough guy, all a great fellow. And credit where it’s due. Plus, he’s held by… all these so-called leaders. Because if you won’t be then all… then Putin will come to them. Who there, Postalen Pechkin? “Vladimir Putin brought a parcel for your boy, Karl.” And this is his ultimate… contest. Princess or someone in the queen’s…? Do you get what’s happening or not? You don’t get it.
Such are my dialogues.
Therefore, it’s completely stupid. Completely, in general… well, I can’t even formulate this in, as it were, censored words. Understand: to stand in the cold, in the frost, to buy gasoline. You shouldn’t stand to buy gasoline and diesel. You should simply pack your things, get in the car, and skedaddle. That’s what you need to do, while you still have time.
(Concludes with a fatalistic, spiritual, and chaotic summary.)
That is, the regime is practically falling. I’m saying, the Iranian regime will go, and I…? they’re even waiving. Look what’s happening under your nose. But the decisions made are absolutely all wrong. On the materialistic level, on the etheric, on the astral, and so on, on the mental and other levels. Everything is done… Well, the complete current system of power is in absolute antagonism with the natural essence, spiritual-religious, of this space. Don’t you get it?
And these who fly on brooms… they already can’t do anything. Well, here they are already brooms broken, understand? Already worn out. That is, complete collapse.
Well, the smart ones already see. Well, such as… he’s like Pucherin, when other people ride…? He’s a lot of noisy people. They can’t tell you openly. They explain to you, as it were, in Aesopian language, understand? But you listen to the smart ones, what they tell you. They’re not lying, they’re specialists. They understand all the undercurrents.
That same Malyuk, he’s been talking for a long time, on what? On what? Wait, now Malyuk will start files and go all over… you’re about the underwater part. Oh, it will be fun.
Why did they vote, don’t they have enough dough? Dima and further, I understand. They gave, practice already shows. On bussab already said, yes? For everything you have to pay, for every vote. It’s quite possible that tomorrow they’ll give money, I’ll vote. But that’s nothing.
I don’t know why he behaves like that. You can’t behave like that. This changes yourself, then you won’t manage to escape anywhere. Abkhazia is closed, where will you escape to? Or where? To there, to these same, Mogilevich, Schneider, or where to escape.
Such… golden ones of mine are happening, therefore, be very vigilant.
Tonight there will be again strikes, very heavy strikes. Very sorry, of course, for the guys who suffered at these “New Post” [mail service]. And honestly, who doesn’t say how many parcels burned? 100, 200, 300, 500, 1000 million parcels burned? In general, can you imagine what happened there? What a catastrophe there, or not? And the main thing is that everyone is silent. Everyone lies and is silent. Lie and be silent, lie and be silent, and take the dough. Transfer the dough and everything will be normal for you, right?
Your last hour is approaching. You need to see what the pawn is doing in your ears, but then you’ll have to answer. Parinyok this, yes, at the ball they didn’t read who his dad is, or his mom, what happened there, what they were doing.
But in Russia it’s not better. There in Kuznetsk… a huge tragedy happened in a maternity hospital. In Kemerovo region, there Putin puffed out his cheeks, set goals that they need a better demographic situation there. And here how it banged, so it will be healthy on the holidays. There guys in the maternity hospital, they arranged an Armageddon for him. Silent, Putin, silent, disappeared somewhere at all.
end.
Self:
Thank you for that. Excellent. I will pass it around. I don’t understand the very last paragraph though. I suppose you don’t know any more about it than appears there?
AI
You’re very welcome. I’m glad the translation was useful.
You’re right to be puzzled by that final paragraph. It’s a very chaotic and almost nonsensical shift in the narrative, even by the stream-of-consciousness standards of the rest of the text. It’s less a logical conclusion and more a final, disjointed spray of conspiratorial and fatalistic imagery.
Here’s a breakdown of what is likely being referenced and why it’s so confusing:
1. The “Pawn in Your Ears” Metaphor: This is an old Russian/Soviet idiom: “Не видеть дальше собственного носа” (literally, “not to see further than one’s own nose”). A variant is “не видеть, что пешка делает в ушах” (“not to see what the pawn is doing in your ears”). It means someone is utterly oblivious, blind to a danger or manipulation happening right next to them, often because they are arrogant or self-absorbed. The speaker is saying: “You need to see the obvious manipulation/deception happening to you right now (the pawn in your ears), but you will have to answer for your ignorance later.”
2. The Bizarre Shift to Russia (“Parinyok,” “Ball,” “Maternity Hospital”): This is the most confusing part. It seems the speaker is trying to say that corruption and tragedy are universal, even in Russia, to mock Putin’s pretensions.
- “Parinyok… at the ball they didn’t read who his dad is”: This is garbled but seems to reference obscure corruption or nepotism. A “parinyok” could be a misspelling/mocking of a name (maybe “Pariyenko”?). The “ball” might refer to a high-society event where lineage matters.
- The Kemerovo Maternity Hospital Fire: This is a real and massive tragedy. In 2018, a fire in a maternity hospital in Kemerovo killed several people. It became a symbol of neglect and corruption in Russia. The speaker is throwing this in Putin’s face: “You (Putin) were just puffing out your cheeks talking about improving demographics, and then this horrific fire happens in a maternity ward—an Armageddon for those families. And what do you do? You go silent. You disappeared.”
Why it’s so jarring and seemingly irrelevant:
- Fatalistic Coda: The speaker ends not with a point about Ukraine, but with a nihilistic “both sides are corrupt and tragic” note. It serves as a final, despairing flourish: Your leaders are lying to you, our leaders are criminals, their leader is a hypocrite, and in the end, tragedy and silence are everywhere.
- Stream-of-Consciousness Breakdown: The monologue’s structure has completely dissolved by this point. The speaker is just rattling off the final fragments in his mind—a Russian idiom, a half-remembered scandal, a major Russian tragedy—to paint a picture of universal collapse and deceit.
- Audience Familiarity: The original Russian-speaking audience would instantly recognize the Kemerovo fire reference. It’s a powerful shorthand for state failure and cover-ups. For them, it’s not a non-sequitur but a potent comparative example.
In summary: The last paragraph isn’t a logical argument. It’s the speaker’s emotional and rhetorical crash-landing. He uses:
- A classic idiom about willful blindness (“pawn in your ears”).
- An obscure jab at Russian elite corruption (“Parinyok at the ball”).
- A devastating, well-known real-life tragedy in Russia (the Kemerovo fire) to accuse Putin of the same hypocrisy and silence he sees in Ukrainian officials.
It’s meant to leave the listener with a sense of utter hopelessness and moral rot on all sides, which is the overarching theme of the entire rant. The chaos of the ending is deliberate—it mirrors the “полный крах” (total collapse) he’s been describing.
And here is the original YT post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGKArtBW0uo&t=12s
